Frozen II

by Kdub the Dreary Jester Look out Penguin Army!!! We saw Frozen II and it’s time to squawk dirty about it.  Let me start out by saying that I saw a tweet that perfectly sums up how I feel about this movie. That said, I had such a great time at this movie. Queen Jessi

The Lighthouse

A review by Jessica Waites, Queen Majesty of Waiteslandia Although I fancy myself an enlightened, philosophizing person, sometimes things just go straight over my head. Like this movie, The Lighthouse.  I will start by saying I love that it’s shot in black and white. There are some scenes where you’d think you were watching a 1920’s European horror

The Joker

An origin story that is sadder and more tragic than just a man warped by his own insanity. Sir Douglas G. Harms, esq., The Dirty Penguin Presents: Movies!! When the Joker was originally announced that it would be a standalone story outside the current DC universe which would be different from Jared Leto’s portrayal of

AD ASTRA

Brad Pitt takes an introspective, existential journey through space that delivers visually, but leaves the viewer wanting more of something -Doug, The Dirty Penguin Presents Set in the near future, Ad Astra is a character study of the “perfect” astronaut, Pitt’s Roy McBride. He undertakes a mission to find his father (Tommy Lee Jones), who’s

The Dirt on The Dirt

In 1990, I was doing three things: being 10, playing Nintendo, and listening to the Dr. Feelgood tape over and over again until my pretty pink cassette player revolted and fried itself out forever. Motley Crue’s lyrics were overtly suggestive, the videos were blatant propaganda for booze, drugs, and sex, and they wore silly costumes

Avengers: Endgame

The Russo Brothers Don’t Disappoint as Avengers: Endgame Lives Up to the Hype It all started with Tony Stark captured and stuck in a cave. Twelve years and twenty-two movies later, Marvel finally presents us with their coup de grâce, Avengers: Endgame. Could this movie possibly live up to the hype and anticipation? Could this

Toy Story 4

Disney and Pixar really know how to turn a guy into a teary nerf ball of emotions! I saw Toy Story 4 today and all I can say is: I’M NOT CRYING! YOU’RE CRYING! Without any spoilers, we get to see a wonderfully brief look into the past movies as a “catch up” montage but

Annabelle Comes Home

Scares and creepiness abound as Annabelle demonstrates just how unnerving a demonic doll could possibly be. Out of a total of seven Conjuring universe movies, Annabelle has been given three. When Annabelle was given the first movie, it seemed like a joke and a terrible idea. After making $250M on a $6.5M budget, the creator

Child’s Play 2019

Overall thoughts: Horror fans will like the nostalgia and silly scares, but flimsy plot devices and non-sensical storylines make for just an OK time. I saw the very first Child’s Play as a kid when it was released on video. After viewing, I then proceeded to sleep in my parent’s bed for the next two

SpiderMan: Far From Home

Spider-Man: Far From Home was the fifth and deal ending movie to complete the induction of Spider-man into the Marvel Cinematic Universe and boy do I hope that the Sony/Marvel cooperation can continue!!! This movie was the best parts of all of the previous Spider-Men with the added bonus of sharing the hero-verse with the